Summer Wine A-Z Game

[dick]

Got the miXture wrong

 

[Inky Batty]

rolling down hills in a barrel is a YOUNG man's game

 

[dick]

ZARA Nuttley A K A The Black Widow!

 

[Inky Batty]

ALVIN Smedley

 

[Inky Batty]

I'm not surprised, it was a terrible summer. I took a leave in BRIDLINGTON

 

[Inky Batty]

CHARLIE Harris is tearing the tickets.
He's a pain in the buttocks at the best of times.

 

[Inky Batty]

DEVIATIONS with DAVENPORT

 

[Inky Batty]

I nearly had the damn thing the other night, then our EDGAR popped round. Knows it all does our EDGAR

 

[Louise Lawrence]

FIFI? FIFI!
Which one of you two answers to the name of "FIFI"?

 

[Louise Lawrence]

How did you know about the, er, other woman?
I didn't. But there is usually something they feel GUILTY about.

 

[Louise Lawrence]

Isn't that a bit old-fashioned?
The old ways are sometimes the best. Rug-beating is one of the older types of therapy. It's what HOUSEWIVES HAD to make do with before nervous breakdowns were invented.

 

[Inky Batty]

I had to graft IN my day.
That was IT wasn't IT, one day.

 

[Inky Batty]

is JEREMY quite safe?

 

[imitation700mb]

Don't come in here with jokes like that!

I weren't joking Ivy. I like laying on your chest

 

[dick]

You've got a chest LIKE proud pigeon !

 

[Inky Batty]

MAURICE Chevalier impressionist

 

[Inky Batty]

it takes some going NODDY with a NAME like Herbert

 

[dick]

He's an ORPHAN his mother left him ON a doorstep !

 

[Inky Batty]

PRIMROSE Dairies

 

[Electrical Entwistle]

Quick, that man.