Summer Wine Limericks

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Life at the cafe


Sid and Ivy live near the mills
Selling good food to fill up their tills
Sid is jolly and a bit stout
But Ivy glares and often does shout
What the blood and 'stomach pills'

 

[captain clutterbuck]

Indeed it should be Imitation I had a memory lapse . When I think about it , the caffeine would induce hyperactivity rather than calm definitely a Homer Doh! moment

 

[Peripheral]

A hefty young fella was Crusher
He was Ivy's courtyard brusher
But he didn't like the frock
It was as tight as a sock
And made look like he was covered in blusher

 

[Peripheral]

A hefty young fella was Crusher
He was Ivy's courtyard brusher
But he didn't like the frock
It was as tight as a sock
And made look like he was covered in blusher

OOPS. Last line should be
And made him look like he was covered in blusher