The FBI

cornishman

cornishman

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Just received an email from the FBI saying that they had in their possession a "brown wooden box" containing the 2,700,000.00 USD I had ordered. Aren't I the lucky one :D
All they want is the debit card details and pin number so they can deduct the $500.00 needed to send me the box.
Think I'll do that right away............:eyesroll::eek2::12:
 
cornishman said:
Just received an email from the FBI saying that they had in their possession a "brown wooden box" containing the 2,700,000.00 USD I had ordered. Aren't I the lucky one :D
All they want is the debit card details and pin number so they can deduct the $500.00 needed to send me the box.
Think I'll do that right away............:eyesroll::eek2::12:
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Don't forget to add your pin number and NI number, just in case they need it.
 
I would bung in a few extra bob to show your appreciation of their efforts to track you down
 
I wonder if the box 'fell off the back of a lorry' during transit. Be sure to check it for dents and scrapes! ;)
 
In a similar vein I wonder if Major Abacha Tunde , the Nigerian Astronaut who was stuck in space on the Salyut 6 Space Station and needed $3 million to get back to earth back in 2016 is still stuck there or made it home!! :eek::08:
 
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