To give an idea of the state of play here in Oz, this is the lineup for tonight’s viewing on Free to Air TV.
For those not familiar with Aussie TV, basically we have 3 main commercial channels (7, 9, 10)
These all have their own secondary channels (since we switched to digital TV and switched off the analogue system a couple of years back) These are easily recognised as their channel number simply follows on from the original eg. 7, 72, 73, 74 etc. (also known by nicknames GEM, MATE etc)
Of these secondary channels at least I and usually 2 are full time shopping channels. (Why would anyone voluntarily sit down and watch wall to wall commercials….and BAD ones at that????)
That leaves the two public broadcasters ABC (OUR version of Auntie BBC) and SBS, a supposedly multicultural channel, usually lampooned as the channel to watch at night for “naked people” in foreign films. It does however have some excellent shows on at times.
These two base channels also have secondary channels.
There is also a public access type channel which can vary depending on what state or city you live in.
OK prepared to be BORED OUT OF YOUR SKULL..here is tonight’s offering in Perth between 7:30-9:30!
ABC: “
7:30 report” (news analysis show),
“Foreign Correspondent” (guess what that is?), “
Kevin McCloud’s escape to the wild” a lifestyle show, tonight focusing on Sweden and surviving in the north of the country
ABC NEWS 24: Various news programs as you would expect.
ABC 2/Kids: “Dr Who” (repeat),
“#7days later” A short comedy apparently (repeat), “
Good Game” a show about video games, “
The Keith Lemon Show” another supposed comedy show.
SBS: “Who do you think you are?” Australian celeb version, new episode, “
Insight” A current affairs show.
“Dateline” Another current affairs show.
SBS2: “The Feed” A news and current affairs show
. “
The Office” (I Neither know nor care whether Brit or US version, probably a repeat as this one is a Christmas show). “
Stacey Dooley: New Drug Frontiers” A documentary
Please note the news, current affairs and documentaries on the above channels are usually considered at the upper end of the scale for these types of shows. They tend to deal with real issues and not commercial pap!
Channel 7: “Pets make you laugh out loud” (excuse me a moment while I throw up!)
“Winners and Losers” Apparently some kind of comedy/sitcom.
72: “The Indian Doctor” (repeat) A drama show? “
Foyle’s War” (repeat of early show)
7Mate: “
Highway Patrol” (repeat) Similar to your Motorway Cops show. “
Motorway Patrol” (repeat)..same sort of show but set in New Zealand I think.
“Americas’ Hardest Prison” (repeat)
Channel 9: “
The Hotplate” A cooking show. “
The Truth about Pain Relief” a British medical documentary
GO: “Mike and Molly”, “Auction Hunters” (2 episodes BOTH repeats)
, “Deep Impact” Movie repeat
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GEM: “
Agatha Christie’s Poirot” (repeat).”
Midsomer Murders” (repeat)
Channel 10: “
The Great Australian Spelling Bee” Kids showing off at spelling ridiculous words. “
NCIS” (repeat)
11: “
Rules of Engagement” (repeat) Apparently a sitcom! “
Bondi Ink Tattoo” A show about a tattoo shop in Sydney, not even a one-off but part of an ongoing series!
1: “
Monkeys revealed” Nature Documentary.
I will skip the shopping channel offerings.
My point should now be well and truly made! While some of the listed shows may be of some quality they are few and far between and are also usually an umpteenth time repeat! It doesn’t get any better after 9:30 either!!
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time to start LOTSW from the beginning...well, AFTER I finish the "WINGS" boxset!