When discussing the subject of the lads supping at their various hostelries I noted something today in 'A Double for Howard' on which I have intended to comment for some time. To me it is one of the most unrealistic scenarios in the show. They are sat outside The White Horse. Compo comes out with a tray of drinks, three pints, two in the good old dimpled mugs, one a straight glass. But all three had a good inch empty at the top. Now I do realise that our American Cousins would not see that as a problem. But to us Brits it is totally unacceptable. (For the uninitiated, the pint glass is a true measure of a pint. It is stamped with a mark to indicate that it is accepted my the authorities, the weights and measures people that it is a true pint. And by that I mean a real pint, an Imperial Measure pint, not one of your mere sixteen ounces type pints from across the pond). If there is a gap at the top one has been given short measure. One has not been given the pint which one ordered. Now I accept that Compo might have taken a swig out of his own pint before departing the bar. But that does not explain the discrepancy in the other two. Yes, it is feasible that he quaffed a bit from the pints of both Clegg and Foggy. Highly ungentlemanly but it has been known. But I can say that if a buddy brought me a pint in that condition I would send him back hot foot to the bar to get it topped up.
And please let no one argue that Compo might have spilt a bit carrying it from the bar. Compo might have many faults but spilling good beer is certainly not one of them.
In case of doubt, by the way, I have very few principles left but one of them is I never drink halves.