What was

[Pearl]

Gemini The Frozen Turkey Man

 

[dick]

Ferret come home ?...……………...(the "missing" contact lens )

 

[maltrab]

Ferret come home ?...……………...(the "missing" contact lens )

Sorry Dick not that one

 

[maltrab]

Gemini The Frozen Turkey Man

Great stuff,we have a winner, Dick will mow your lawn for the next 12 months F.O.C

 

[Pearl]

My lawn died.

 

[maltrab]

My lawn died.

Dick will sort it out for you

 

[captain clutterbuck]

My lawn died.

That addiction to Croquet has cost you dearly, put the hoops and mallets away, just get Dick jumping through hoops to sort it out if he is reticent break out the mallets sure that will coax him into helping

 

[dick]

To coin the phrase...………………………...Do you know why we haven't got a lawn !!

 

[maltrab]

To coin the phrase...………………………...Do you know why we haven't got a lawn !!

Yes you are to busy tending to Pearls Lawn

 

[dick]

Yes you are to busy tending to Pearls Lawn

It was Pearl who asked the question regarding the lawn !

 

[Adrian Morris]

Captain's Clutterbucks Treasure.