Which character in SW would you marry?

[WellyMan]

For me it would be Glenda. Marina has her attractions but is too flighty when it comes to men

 

[Roger]

Glenda has always been my favourite but I don't think I'd want to be married to her. Marina would be fun but as Compo once said "the lass is not for marrying, she's for educational purposes"

 

[Barrychuckle]

I'd be married to Nora, 3 meals a day and all your days planned for you!

 

[Pearl]

Would have to be Wesley, mostly because he spends most of his time in the shed and does has he's told.

 

[Glenda]

Barry.

 

[dick]

Glenda for me if she wore her racing leathers occasionally. No worries about being organised I've grown used to that over the years !!

 

[Adrian Morris]

For me it would have to be Nelly. Hopefully the only interaction I would have with her would be getting yelled at occasionally via a phone call.

 

[Louise Lawrence]

I would be married to Clegg. He's more down to earth than the other characters.
Also, like me, he likes walking - it would be really good to explore the Yorkshire moors!

 

[Peripheral]

Without a doubt it would be Nora. Such charm, such sex appeal and such dazzling beauty, OOOOHHH.
Now, I'll finish that bottle of whisky off.

 

[dick]

You any kin to COMPO !??

 

[Peripheral]

You any kin to COMPO !??

Not really Dick, I'm scruffy.

 

[WellyMan]

I'd be married to Nora, 3 meals a day and all your days planned for you!

But would you mind having to go out with a wooden wheelbarrow to buy vegetables?!

 

[Barrychuckle]

Barry.

Very flattered Glenda, but i'm already married

 

[RickAns]

Hmm, let's see. Thinking of some of the less well know ladies of the show. I do like a few of the ladies on there.
- Young lady from the pilot episode who steps out of what is to become Norah's place with a basket of laundry.
-Shandra (sp?) young lady who who worked with Marina.
-Mrs. Partridge.
-Eva.
-who else...


Kinda figured @dick with his good taste would fancy this young lady ...

 

[Adrian Morris]

Hmm, let's see. Thinking of some of the less well know ladies of the show. I do like a few of the ladies on there.
- Young lady from the pilot episode who steps out of what is to become Norah's place with a basket of laundry.
-Shandra (sp?) young lady who who worked with Marina.
-Mrs. Partridge.
-Eva.
-who else...


Kinda figured @dick with his good taste would fancy this young lady ...
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Racing Leathers and High Heels. I feel my radiator is starting to overheat!!!.

 

[Peripheral]

Hmm, let's see. Thinking of some of the less well know ladies of the show. I do like a few of the ladies on there.
- Young lady from the pilot episode who steps out of what is to become Norah's place with a basket of laundry.
-Shandra (sp?) young lady who who worked with Marina.
-Mrs. Partridge.
-Eva.
-who else...


Kinda figured @dick with his good taste would fancy this young lady ...
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Hey Rick, don't we all?.... CORRRRRR. Oh yuck, I'm drooling all over my toasted grapefruit sarnies.

 

[captain clutterbuck]

Script Extract:

Adrian, Peri and Dick [the new Trio] are drooling over the photo of Glenda
Enter WSgt Pearl stage left truncheon tentatively poised to indiscriminately gently tap the gents and remind them that its no longer PC to ogle pictures in that manner and to warn them about their future conduct .

IS that a Police Siren I can hear in the background !

 

[happyjack]

Poor old Ivy hasn`t had a mention yet. Free Tea and sticky Buns.

 

[captain clutterbuck]

But the Tin tray on the napper can become a bit annoying everything you step out of line.

 

[MoodyBlue]

There is only 1 for me.....Mrs .Cornish-Pasty........oops.....I mean Mrs.Cornwall- Harris !!!.......I could take early retirement from my life as a Liverpool docker.....and be a kept man !!!.....quails eggs instead of a bag of chips !!!...heaven !!!.
x!