Best one liners

Cleggy..........I like him!!
Compo............You always like idiots!

Cleggy..........That's true, but look at the practice that I get! :me:
 
Compo Clegg and Foggy are trying to catch Digby's donkey and Clegg say's We seem to be goiing to alot of effort to see repeated view's of a donkey's rear disappearing into the distance.
 
Clegg is talking about a surgical programme he has been watching and say's. They were poking about in this bloke from Exeter with out the decency of taking their glove's off.
 
Barry..........I may never shave again, !you are looking at Mr Antisocial!! :)

Glenda..........Barry, mother is outside ,she's coming in !! :46:

Exit Barry at the double!! :(
 
Barry...........Can you take your large handbag??

Glenda.......You are not putting salad in my handbag!!

Barry..............It wont matter it'll be bone dry!;D
 
Ivy to Entwhistle when the Christmas tree lights have blown...........

You great useless twillop, now what have you got to say?!!

Entwhistle...........Merry Christmas! ;D
 
BILLY.........We could have one each and practice quarterstaff drill!

TRULY ............He means hitting each other with sticks!!:20:
 
"I didn't know Polar Bears could write" [Entwistle]

" They can't , it puts its paw print on a postcard"

" Where does it get the stamps" [Entwistle]

" That's still classified!" [Hobbo]
 
Foggy talking to Compo. You look like a virus resting between epidemics.
 
Clegg asking Howard why he needed the chain saw .
"Just a bit of carpentry" !Howard replied.

Clegg lifts the side pocket of Howards coat and finds it full of nails.
" What are you building?" he cries "Manchester's second airport??" :39:
 
Howard.........You know Pearl!
Compo .............Sorry Howard , I've not had your privileges !:wink:
Howard ............Lets put it this way, You're like Pearl and I'm something like that bun!! (you're eating) :39:
 
In Crum`s our trio are in the pub with Howard. Who say`s it can put you right off kid`s being Father Christmas i`d sooner play with wasp`s
 
Florrie, "Who's that Herbert??" Cleggy, " She's the home help!"
"Hard to come by round here!"
Florrie., "She looks easy enough!!" :mad:
 
Wesley talking to the lad's after saying the wrong thing to Edie about Barry's nose. He say's it's going to be something frozen for supper tonight and that's just our Edie's face
 
In DOWN HILL RACER, Compo is refusing to do it because they've been laughing at his " stream-lining".

Seymour says to him ,while pointing at Norah "Your public awaits!"

Compo says to Cleggy "Be just showing off if I did it now ,wouldn't it Norm!"
Cleggy replies "Absolutely!" Compo says " I'll do it! ":12:
 
BARRY.............If you concentrate hard enough you can empty your mind!! :42:

CLEGGY................Have you tried day-time television?? :me:
 
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