Best one liners

[gill]

Cleggy describing Coggy. He probably remind 's you of a wardrobe or a switched off tv

 

[onyx(John)]

The New Mobile Trio.

 

[dick]

The New Mobile Trio.

LOVE IT!!

 

[captain clutterbuck]

Clergy describing Coggy. He probably remind 's you of a wardrobe or a switched off tv

Gill,
Too many chocolates during the Rugby ? Sugar Rush has caused you to presumably misspell Cleggy and Foggy unless you are practising ventriloquism ? Foggy would almost certainly sound like Coggy if you were not a practised exponent of that art

 

[dick]

Capt, Coggy was the big feller that Compo did his SUN HAS GOT HIS HAT ON act to in the café.

 

[captain clutterbuck]

Whoops perhaps I need some chocolates to go with the humble pie I am currently eating!

 

[gill]

Hi Capt. I spelt Cleggy wrong somehow but Coggy was right it was from the episode Beware of the Oglethorpe. By the way I did eat too many Milk Tray!!

 

[gill]

Don't worry Capt perhap's you had too much rugby!!!!

 

[captain clutterbuck]

Its a great spectator sport and good to play . You should give it another try you never know, you may become a convert.

 

[dick]

TRULY...........You weren't always like this, I remember you wrestling with Denny Hodgeson behind the sports pavilion !

IVY.....................Just remember who won!

 

[captain clutterbuck]

[Eva] Don't worry boys I'm not hunting ! I'm here on an errand of mercy.

 

[gill]

Edit talking to Wesley about her wedding dress. Edie say 's don't you remember my wedding dress? Wesley replie's be fair woman you only wore it the once

 

[dick]

After Howard's told Marina that he's going night fishing.............
"Promise me you'll wash your hands after handling the maggots Howard??":sick:

 

[captain clutterbuck]

"You cannot park there we're expecting the hearse any minute" , Truly " Aren't we all"

 

[dick]

I'm just showing this young lady ,how to thin out her seedlings!:redface:

 

[gill]

Howard come's out of Clegg's dressed as an old woman. Compo say's it must be like seeing your wife come out the house again. Clegg replie's not really different mustasche

 

[dick]

Compo..........There's been a rat in here!
Seymour ...........Come away , your friends are not necessarily our friends! o:

 

[dick]

Entwistle talking about Howard fixing the alarm system...............All he needs is a small screwdriver and half a brain!

Cleggy.............I expect he's got a small screwdriver!

 

[captain clutterbuck]

Auntie to Toby "Don't be embarrassed I am used to dealing with the recently divorced man" [ I interpret this as whilst the wife may have taken the husband to the cleaners Auntie can "whiten the clothes further" and fleece him for whatever he has left ]

 

[dick]

Compo...............Now you've done with destiny Foggy, can we eat the bananas?:smile: :sneaky: