Your favourite quotes from Last Of The Summer Wine. I'll begin

[Roger]

Stop looking at your nuts and look at your watch.

 

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As regards Isometrics. Compo: Exercises sitting down. Foggy: Right up your street that, isn't it.

 

[Roger]

Ever tried flushing a ferret from a pair of WX flannelette knickers?

 

[Barrychuckle]

I like all the quotes between

"They're taking his telly again" & "Did I lock the door?"

 

[Graham]

That's very clever Barry. The sage has spoken.

 

[Roger]

Barry... "Do you realise how long people are dead?"
Glenda... "Not just long people, short people are dead too"

 

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Foggy (to the men from the religious group): I've got one or two pamphlets on bayonet fighting if you're interested.

 

[Bora Natty]

Compo.. ay up, it's Howard and Marina.

 

[Amos Hames 2]

The Big Fellas Home

 

[Bora Natty]

Foggy.. While trying to attach a rather large boutonniere to Compo's lapel...he looks like a Japanese sniper..

 

[captain clutterbuck]

I saw this quote [which is by Spike Milligan] but it would fit Entwistle perfectly.

" Chopsticks were the reason We [the Chinese in the quote] didn't invent Custard."

 

[mikey1965uk]

I saw this quote [which is by Spike Milligan] but it would fit Entwistle perfectly.

" Chopsticks were the reason We [the Chinese in the quote] didn't invent Custard."

Absolutely nearly choked on my meat and potato pie

 

[Adrian Morris]

The only pests we get in here are customers!.

 

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Regarding Foggy's opening of Clegg's beetroot jar. Pearl: Oh my God, he's wounded! Compo: No, it's beetroot. Pearl: Wounded by a beetroot!? Compo: Beetroot stains! He were opening a jar. He's very good at opening jars.

 

[BruceC]

I'd like to know where it all goes.... doesnt seem 5 minutes since we were at school...
Sorta think that myself regularly

And

we thought you'd like another wonder through the hills old son...
very well done.

 

[Marktrain69]

Nora to wally “why are you sitting there with a face like that”
Wallys reply “ It’s the only one I’ve got”

 

[Barrychuckle]

Nora to wally “why are you sitting there with a face like that”
Wallys reply “ It’s the only one I’ve got”

One of my favorite quotes too! Welcome to the forum Mark, hopefully you'll posting a lot more over time!

 

[mikey1965uk]

Nora to wally “why are you sitting there with a face like that”
Wallys reply “ It’s the only one I’ve got”

Welcome aboard. You'll Never Leave....oh wait wrong programme

 

[mikey1965uk]

One of my favorite quotes too! Welcome to the forum Mark, hopefully you'll posting a lot more over time!

Digging the Frank Sidebottom profile lad. Good ole Chris Sievey (RIP). Him and I are in a YouTube video from 1981. Northern Carnival Against Missiles in Alexander Park Moss Side Manchester. A few minutes into the video you see my mate do a peace sign, then my other mate wave a fist then next along me age 15 just looking up looking sullen and very anti war punk.

 

[mikey1965uk]

Digging the Frank Sidebottom profile lad. Good ole Chris Sievey (RIP). Him and I are in a YouTube video from 1981. Northern Carnival Against Missiles in Alexander Park Moss Side Manchester. A few minutes into the video you see my mate do a peace sign, then my other mate wave a fist then next along me age 15 just looking up looking sullen and very anti war punk.