Your favourite quotes from Last Of The Summer Wine. I'll begin

[mikey1965uk]

Edie:- "His mother was of a very nervous disposition, but a great believer in flannelette" hahahaha ; ))))

 

[dick]

It took a whole medical team to free him from that zip !

 

[Barrychuckle]

Oh Wes-lahy, Wes-lahy....... Wesley GET YOURSELF IN HERE!

 

[Peripheral]

How do you get marmalade off a ferret?

 

[maltrab]

Norm am I wheezing , well only from one end

 

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How do lads. Have you seen a canoe? What colour?!

 

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Aww, they've all melted! It's like dipping your fingers in chutney.

 

[Thomas95]

Oh yes, I can see all them jolly pirates singing their Yorkshire sea shanties: Yo ho ho, and a bottle of John Smith's

 

[Electrical Entwistle]

Clegg: "If at first you don't succeed, pack it in."

 

[captain clutterbuck]

Clegg: "The female form was always a mystery to me. Anything else you acquire with moving parts, you get an owner's manual."

 

[maltrab]

Norm,have I got a bit at the back of my throat that goes yakety yakety yak, well I can't see it from this end

 

[dick]

You'll have to move that bush a bit nearer Foggy!

 

[Pearl]

Ivy, can you imagine? The birds with think the scarecrows are coming up after them.

 

[Pearl]

Edie, bigger brains! They've got bigger feet but it does make them dance better.

 

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Clegg: I hate making sandwiches! The bits in the middle never keep still, it takes ages. I reckon that's why we lost the battle of Hastings. The Normans had outside catering. Our lot were all making sandwiches!

 

[Louise Lawrence]

Compo: "Will there be a pub?!"

 

[Barrychuckle]

Dame Edie"Drink your coffee!"

 

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Edie: If there's one thing you can say for Norman Clegg, with utter confidence, that is: as a romantic figure, he's severely retarded!

 

[dick]

Glenda...….....….."Why would they put a lion on an egg ??"
EDIE .."To show its British "!!

 

[dick]

Marina to Compo about Cleggy running away ."Where 's he off to in such a hurry ?"
Compo...." He's got a donkey to catch !" ......….Marina .. "Why ,are the buses on strike again? "