Your favourite quotes from Last Of The Summer Wine. I'll begin

[HowardBatty]

”I think we’ve really cracked it this time”

 

[Barrychuckle]

Compo:
All right. What is it tha soaks the darts in that's gonna put it to sleep.
Foggy:
Well, if you must know, it's Horlicks.

 

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Concerning a visit to Edie's house. Compo: Whenever I'm in Edie's kitchen she always makes me feel like a.....what do you call it?.....a bacteria! I can always feel her straining to stop herself coming at me with a powerful cleanser.

Following on from the above. Compo: Nora Batty gave it to me straight. She said: Thee are not compatible with the range of modern kitchen surfaces.

 

[MoodyBlue]

Wally....as he stood there.....knee deep in water after falling out of the "rescue boat" with Sid.....talking about Nora......." SHE WAS VERY GENTLE WITH ME ON OUR WEDDING NIGHT " !!!!!!!

 

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Walter: You came about the car? Clegg: Yes, the little Anglia. Goes like a bum.

 

[mikey1965uk]

Walter: You came about the car? Clegg: Yes, the little Anglia. Goes like a bum.

Bomb

 

[mikey1965uk]

First or second series with Michael Bates!

 

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First or second series with Michael Bates!

The New Mobile Trio. Series 1

 

[MoodyBlue]

Wally.." why don't you go and sit down Nora.....you have been on your mouth all day".
Wally "It's not easy with a full bucket"
Sid " I prefer Boxing Day..when it's just you,me and the black nightie"...Ivy " I haven't got a black nighty"...Sid "Happy Boxing day Ivy".
Nora " DO YOU LIKE IT ?"......Wally " I HATE IT !!!!!!!!!"

 

[Barrychuckle]

Pearl: Howard, I'll kill him!

 

[MoodyBlue]

Seymour ..."THRASH HIM BARRY !!!!".
Compo....."QUIIIIICK MARCH !!!!"

 

[maltrab]

My Barry does it himself, and he knows when to stop

 

[MoodyBlue]

A SMILING Nora Batty !!!!!!...." HEE,HEE !!! ...HE'S A SCREAM OWER DUDLEY !!!!!"
Wally " I LAUGHED......WHEN HE BROKE HIS LEG !!!!"

 

[MoodyBlue]

Wally and Sid in "the rescue boat".......Sid starts moving and the boat is becoming unstable.......Wally "KEEP STILL !!!!!".........Sid...."I AM KEEPING STILL !!!"...........Wally........" WELL KEEP STILL STILLER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!"..........once capsized our heroic duo start trying to swim.......only to realise that they are in about 2 foot of water !!!!!

 

[mikey1965uk]

I love that episode. I love the part where Foggy is sat under a tree talking about boots as Cleggy searches for a submerged Compo

 

[mikey1965uk]

I love that episode. I love the part where Foggy is sat under a tree talking about boots as Cleggy searches for a submerged Compo

Clegg loved Compo. He used the term 'him' affectionately here and most memorably when Compo died

 

[Bora Natty]

Between Ivy, Nora Batty and Aunty Wainwright, the Third Reich is alive and well and I've been conscripted...

 

[Norman Clegg]

Pearl to Anty Waneright
"so think of your current price and half it and well be happy"
after much thinking
"cant do that but because it is for the church ill do free shipping"

 

[Bora Natty]

Clegg: It's not right, it's like Jack the ripper taking up needlepoint..

 

[Amos Hames 2]

Gosh there's so many