Best one liners

Compo about Smiler............."Still waters run deep!!" ::)

Foggy................"Still water maybe, but that's stagnant!!" :35:
 
1st Policeman........Out everyday facing the threat of violence! :22:

2nd Policeman.........I know what you mean, I suppose it serves us right for getting married! :30:
 
Foggy: Ah dear Jillian, she was one of the finest exponents of the throat kick it's been my privilege to know.
 
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Miss Davenport: The age of elegance is dead.
Alvin: You can't say that, I've got polka dot pyjamas.
 
Ivy: You try to run a decent little business, the next thing you know you've got the bayonet and strangulation trade.
 
Compo...............he's been BlackBerrying again with that coloured bird!

Foggy...........What coloured bird??

Compo..............Have you seen her hair? She looks like a set of traffic lights! ;D :13:
 
Sid................What are you doing here Wally?? Nothing to do at home?? :21:

Wally ..........Go on, get nasty!

Sid..........What did I say??

Wally ..........You mentioned home!! :02: :20:
 
Howard...........Are they still in there??

Wesley ..................Yes they are still in there!

Howard .........We could just walk away !!

Wesley ......Don't be silly!!

Howard..........They'd kill us!! :30:
 
Howard ...........We're free human beings!! :eek:

Wesley...........Don't be silly, we're married!! :eek:
 
Compo..........Here we go again, Norman chuffing Ridley!! :unhappy:

Howard................Didn't know he'd got a middle name! :30:
 
Wally: "Before she'd marry me I had to make meself more attractive - and like a fool I did."
 
Compo: "Tell us Wally, what's the secret, what does Nora like in a man?"
Wally: "Total submission."
 
Foggy - We'll have to cover Him up with something!

Clegg - Like what?

Foggy - Well, 6 feet of earth springs immediately to mind

I loved this one :D
 
Norman Clegg! I want a word with you!:46:

How are your foundations??

There are none of us as young as we were Pearl! :39:
 
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