Dodgy Fish & Chips Anyone

[theatrically_inclined]

Try opening them with rheumatoid arthritis sometimes it's easier turning the tin upside down and using a tin opener.

I prise up the ring with a spoon, then lever it open against the opposite side of the top of the tin. I still usually get tomato soup splashed on my shirt, though.

(edit) Oh, just noticed the above post - a spoon is cheaper!

 

[maltrab]

I prise up the ring with a spoon, then lever it open against the opposite side of the top of the tin. I still usually get tomato soup splashed on my shirt, though.

(edit) Oh, just noticed the above post - a spoon is cheaper!

But how much does it cost to keep washing shirts

 

[Adrian Morris]

I remember going to one person's house and they opened a tin of tomato sauce with a hammer and a screwdriver. One hole on one side of the top to pour the contents out and another to let the air in.

 

[Barrychuckle]

I remember going to one person's house and they opened a tin of tomato sauce with a hammer and a screwdriver. One hole on one side of the top to pour the contents out and another to let the air in.

We used to do that in the Scouts, but it doesn't work so well with tins of potatoes!!!

 

[MoodyBlue]

CHIPS AND BEANS !!!!!....GET ON IT !!!!!!....so underrated !!!....only a couple of chippeeeez in Liverpool do them......loads of salt and vineger !!!!....in the immortal words of Bernard Matthews............................B O O O O O O T I F U L L !!!!!!!!!.
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[captain clutterbuck]

Sausage chips and beans from either a chippy or the college cafe was a staple for students for years[certainly mine] before all these cosmopolitan restaurants and cafes sprang up, so see what you are saying Mr Blue, but gawd it must take you ages to eat the beans with the standard issue cutlery .

 

[MoodyBlue]

Being a Scouse bitter blue loon I am not allowed sharp instruments....so I always carry my spoon with me !!!!!!!.......to cut my chips in half and scoop up my beans !!!!!.
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[ferret]

Being a Scouse bitter blue loon I am not allowed sharp instruments....so I always carry my spoon with me !!!!!!!.......to cut my chips in half and scoop up my beans !!!!!.
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Don’t forget your Tommy K..

 

[captain clutterbuck]

The Sun is Green , the sauce is blue
the chips are crisp , let's have a few
but my brain is , my brain is off the chart.

[Lyrics courtesy of a Mr B Holly]

 

[MoodyBlue]

BETTER DEAD THAN RED !!!! my wonderful Summerwine family members.
Just imagine if Everton were actually good [I know it's VERY HARD to think that deeply !!!]....what would us bitter blues have to moan about and vent our hatred ????????.....as a founder member of the "I hate Liverpool F.C. club" I don't think I could cope !!!!
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