Not a quote but it could be a little vignette between Hyacinth and a young tradesman .
Hyacinth: Young man you are doing yourself no favours I'm afraid I could never entertain employing you to do my gardening when you are festooned with those frankly awful tattoos.
Young Guy: Fear not Madam I could never work for a lady who has a collection of old plates in cabinets that no one is allowed to eat off !
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