Favourite Quotes

[Barrychuckle]

To me the one liners in KUA were the best Roy ever wrote. My favourite is “Richard I will not have you turning that colour in front of Mrs Lomax!”

Which is your favourite?

 

[Barrychuckle]

"...you know my neighbour Elizabeth, she drops things"

 

[captain clutterbuck]

Not a quote but it could be a little vignette between Hyacinth and a young tradesman .

Hyacinth: Young man you are doing yourself no favours I'm afraid I could never entertain employing you to do my gardening when you are festooned with those frankly awful tattoos.

Young Guy: Fear not Madam I could never work for a lady who has a collection of old plates in cabinets that no one is allowed to eat off !

 

[captain clutterbuck]

Another today with Rose Daisy and Onslow frantically trying not to laugh it must have taken many takes

It's Violets Country cottage they are taking daddy down Rose and Daisy are all for it but Onslow said he cant today because there's racing on the telly, Daisy suggests that if she wore a saddle would that make a difference Onslow says no as he's not really into outsiders. You can see all three struggling not to corpse.

 

[Pearl]

My sister Daisy, she's not the one with a sauna and room for a pony.

 

[Barrychuckle]

Richard, I will NOT have you muttering mutinously!

 

[onyx(John)]

Richard, I will not have you speak disparagingly of my compact kitchenette.

 

[Roger]

Richard, I have reason to believe something's pooped in my polyanthus.

 

[Barrychuckle]

Richard, I will not have you discussing nettle beds with total strangers!

 

[Pearl]

Richard sometimes you can be very impatient.

 

[Barrychuckle]

Richard I will not have you not thinking in front of the neighbours.

 

[Pearl]

Sheridan would be appalled.