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Mrs Blewitt: Is that your Granville under the pile of boxes going out the door.
Arkwright: Either that or a very bold shoplifter.
Arkwright: Either that or a very bold shoplifter.
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A Gordon (Teddy Turner) quote: "I prefer to think of myself as a keen amateur idle beggar"
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Granville: " I'd love to give fine porcelain for Christmas"
Arkwright: " You're a dreamer you, your mother was a dreamer well she certainly lay down a lot "
Oh Matron!
Arkwright: " You're a dreamer you, your mother was a dreamer well she certainly lay down a lot "
Oh Matron!
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Granville: Look at the time! Quarter to nine and I’m held here in the clutches of my wicked uncle.
Arkwright: Your uncle is going to be wicked across the road, clutching something else entirely.
Another Oh Matron moment but not unique there were some more risque lines written by Roy Clarke probably more than we all remember because they get lost in all of the other comedic sub plots in the show.
Arkwright: Your uncle is going to be wicked across the road, clutching something else entirely.
Another
Oh Matron moment but not unique there were some more risque lines written by Roy Clarke probably more than we all remember because they get lost in all of the other comedic sub plots in the show.Louise Lawrence
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Granville: Can I take a couple of Choc Ices?
Arkwright: Certainly, just put your money in the till!
Arkwright: Certainly, just put your money in the till!
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Winston : You'll never guess what she wanted me to do on my honeymoon
Arkwright : Now Winston you shouldn't be making what happened on your honeymoon public.
Winston: She only wanted me to prove I loved her by redoing the bathroom. Have you tried those self adhesive tiles I were up unti 2 in the morning trying to free myself from her nightie.
Arkwright : Now Winston you shouldn't be making what happened on your honeymoon public.
Winston: She only wanted me to prove I loved her by redoing the bathroom. Have you tried those self adhesive tiles I were up unti 2 in the morning trying to free myself from her nightie.