Quotable Arkwright.....

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Granville: This suit is much easier to iron than your last one , it was so shiny it was like going down the Cresta run. What happened to your old suit?
Arkwright: Nurse Gladys made me give it away to charity , right now there is a tribesman in North Africa dressed in a pinstripe suit wondering why he keeps sliding off his camel.
 
captain clutterbuck said:
Granville: This suit is much easier to iron than your last one , it was so shiny it was like going down the Cresta run. What happened to your old suit?
Arkwright: Nurse Gladys made me give it away to charity , right now there is a tribesman in North Africa dressed in a pinstripe suit wondering why he keeps sliding off his camel.
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I hope he doesn't get the hump!
 
When the gent comes in the shop who Arkwright thinks is Granville's father

Arkwright: You wouldn't want to live in a place where they have to b-b-boil water
Hungarian: Ber-Boil
Arkwright: He's from abroad and even he stutters , speaking in a foreign t-t-tongue
Hungarian: Ter-Tongue
 
Arkwright: I see George Madeley got a first for his Brussel Sprouts

Granville wishing he was a fighter pilot

Granville: I can't see that coming over the squawk box at 20,000 ft "Hello Tango Red Leader urgent message George Madeley got a first for his sprouts" or George is at the hospital and the surgeon says " Mr Madeley I'm sorry to tell you but that leg is going to have to come off but we are able to save your Brussel Sprouts. "
 
Arkwright : Our Granville was off like a rocket at closing time I turned around an whoosh he was off. That's the third time he's gone off today . It gets so embarrassing one minute you're serving a customer then bang he goes off and I have to tell the Customer excuse me I'm just going to put our Granville out.
 
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