Summer Wine A-Z Game

[dick]

My Barry 's very NEAT about the pockets, he hangs his trousers up in the wardrobe !

 

[Louise Lawrence]

I've got an idea. Why don't we all go OUT for a picnic?

 

[dick]

A PICNIC?? At the first rustle of a wrapper we'll have every creepy crawly for miles around !

 

[Louise Lawrence]

Every time I come up here, the spirit soars! You can't help thinking what a wonderful place it would be to set up a machine gun! Give me a small sQuad of hand-picked men and I could defend this place indefinitely!

 

[Roger]

Anyone for a Raspberry Ripple?

 

[Louise Lawrence]

He does talk SOME fanny!

 

[dick]

EDIE …………..….All I've asked you TO do is TO get your hands clean. Not major surgery ,you'll be on your feet in no TIME !

 

[dick]

CLEGGY ……..…. Suddenly life is like first class mail ! Doesn't seem to be any URGENCY anymore.

 

[dick]

Do you realise when the next election comes round he'll be entitled to VOTE !

 

[Roger]

Oh, there's no need to take the wee-wee.

 

[Roger]

Didn't he keep wicket for the Second XI?

 

[Adrian Morris]

YOU can't drink and sulk. This stuff is too expensive to be ignored while YOU"RE drinking it.

 

[Roger]

I saw Viva Zapata - you don't contradict short Mexicans.

 

[dick]

Cant I just stay AND look AFTER the shop ? ANYTHING you want delivering to AUSTRALIA for instance ??

 

[Louise Lawrence]

Do you think he'll BE alright?
I think he'll BE more than alright!

 

[Roger]

I'm not some kind of motorised cretin!

 

[JBCat]

Who do we know that's a great long dozy dollop, apart from Foggy Dewhurst?

 

[Louise Lawrence]

It's you, you're not thoughtful ENOUGH.
Thoughtful ENOUGH? I do far more thinking about it than actually getting it.

 

[dick]

Terrified of Marina ? Pearls the FRIGHTENING one!

 

[Louise Lawrence]

Never mind his GRIP, how's he GOING to protect Nora with a GRIP like that? Suppose some bloke, who was frustrated and lonely, suddenly leapt out on our Nora?
My GOODNESS, how frustrated and lonely can you GET?