Summer Wine A-Z Game

[dick]

BUT I've still got BEER and funny women !

 

[Roger]

I could pick up a lovely piece of crackling.

 

[Louise Lawrence]

What time is it?
I DON'T know, I think I DIED in the middle of the night!

 

[Roger]

What happened to her? Killed by a falling elephant.

 

[Louise Lawrence]

They can do wonders with plastic surgery.
FOR him or FOR her?

 

[Adrian Morris]

Well, I think it's wonderful. The richness of the human spirit. To think that you can GET to your age and still GO on acting like a total idiot.

 

[dick]

Come HOME HOWARD you're not an orphan !

 

[dick]

You're INCHES away from a bad experience!

 

[Roger]

No more jolly japes

 

[dick]

They're taKin his telly again !

 

[dick]

He's got LEGS LIKE a giraffe !

 

[dick]

You're MISSIN a golden opportunity !

 

[Louise Lawrence]

Just one thing. When I'm dead, will you make sure that NOBODY as scruffy as me comes to my funeral?

 

[Roger]

Caroline Oakes ... played Peggy in "In Which Romance Springs A Leak"

 

[dick]

I'd sooner PAPER a ceiling !

 

[dick]

QUEENIE and Babs …………….show girls !

 

[dick]

What a lovely day to go for a nice long RIDE on my bicycle ! Wrong ! Windows back and front !

 

[Electrical Entwistle]

Smiler

 

[Roger]

Camping? Do you mean in a tent?

 

[Louise Lawrence]

Yes. Leave me to all the packing.
Packing? It's more like UNPACKING. 'You can't take them', she keeps saying. 'I've no room for them. I haven't an inch of space'. Then she opens her mouth.