Summer Wine A-Z Game

[Louise Lawrence]

Your old lady's dog is crapping all over the pavement.
That's funny. He usually sews it up in little BAGS and sends it BY post.

 

[dick]

CYRIL ? A tinpot stores wallah !!

 

[Electrical Entwistle]

Women of their generation always dress up for seeing the doctor.

 

[Graham]

Crusher - "Auntie Ivy, where DID the boys get the ELASTIC from?"

 

[Electrical Entwistle]

Foggy's Flag and Flagpole.

 

[Graham]

In GETTING Sam home, nurse GLADYS GLADLY GAVE Sam a GRIN that he took to his GRAVE

 

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HOLMFIRTH

 

[Graham]

Proof that Holmfirth IS the centre of the universe, as seen on Wesleys Holmemade satnav

 

[Electrical Entwistle]

Joe Gladwin

 

[Graham]

Ken Kitson
Louis EmbricK
Tony CapsticK
were the 3 main Kops.

 

[Louise Lawrence]

You know, I must get a LIGHT meter.
I should get a heavy one. You'll pay more but it'll LAST LONGER.

 

[Louise Lawrence]

You haven't seen anything yet.
MY feelings exactly!

 

[dick]

Thats the NICEST thing you said to me in ages!

 

[Electrical Entwistle]

Our Seymour is the brains of the family.

 

[Graham]

Alright then, I'm POSITIVE I'm not doing it!

 

[dick]

Eli lend us a QUID ?

 

[dick]

Sounds REASONABLE to me .

 

[Graham]

Yuk, honey iS bee SPIT

 

[Graham]

Oh my god, we've got a runaway TRAIN.

 

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Seymour UTTERTHWAITE