Summer Wine A-Z Game

[Louise Lawrence]

What do you want?
No, not "What do you want"? Try "Hello AlVin."
What do you want?

 

[Louise Lawrence]

Sometimes they laugh at me for WEARING such a big feather.
WELL, you should try WEARING it in your hat.

 

[Graham]

It's not easy flushing a ferret out of a pair off XXL flannelet knickers!

 

[Electrical Entwistle]

You're barred, barred, now get out!!

 

[Graham]

You're barred, barred, now get out!!

Yes, he was sleaZy

 

[Graham]

It's A snip, A super snip.

 

[dick]

A BRASS monkey would BE getting worried right now "!!

 

[Louise Lawrence]

Hey, CYRIL! Give us a fag, I'll give you a sniff of me socks.

 

[Louise Lawrence]

DON'T stare; it's rude.
Exactly. Anybody would think we'd never seen a bloke in a DRESSING gown up to his waist in water strangling a swan before.

 

[dick]

Why did they stamp a lion on the EGGS! ................To prove they're British !

 

[dick]

Which way's FRANCE?
What FRENCH FRANCE ??

 

[dick]

Wind chimes! GET your coat , I'll GIVE him bells

(The mischievous tinkle in Howards eyes )

 

[Graham]

HARRICOT veins

 

[Electrical Entwistle]

It's Fu Manchu!

 

[Electrical Entwistle]

Just sit down and shut up!

 

[Graham]

KEEP him out of sight

 

[dick]

LETS go and see old Judd !!

 

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MABEL Stoddard, somewhere in America, with blue hair.

 

[Graham]

NO NO NO NO NO

 

[dick]

You're ONLY married to Barry !