Summer Wine A-Z Game

[Beth]

Z

Za zoom!

 

[dick]

Chasin' AFTER Nora Batty

 

[dick]

We'll have a life in the fast lane BARRY the BOTH of us!

 

[onyx(John)]

Cloggy Hepworth

 

[Beth]

D

DOLLY tub

 

[Pearl]

Knicker Elastic.


Seriously what happened to knicker elastic? I remember my mam threading new elastic into my knickers with a nappy pin! Now we just throw them away.

 

[Beth]

Your FERRETS have hinges?

 

[dick]

Little GOBLIN!!

 

[Pearl]

How do you get marmalade of a ferret?

 

[dick]

I should ask it nicely for the jar back

 

[onyx(John)]

Francine Jessop

 

[dick]

Like those women that used to KNIT round the guillotine

 

[dick]

I'll show you how to LIGHT a fire without matches .

 

[Beth]

M

Who's going to MARRY him?

 

[dick]

NO Howard!!

 

[Beth]

O

I am sorry but under these conditions Clegg I have no OPTION but to give up.

 

[Beth]

P

Look at him, POKING around with that creepy crawly.

 

[dick]

A QUANTITY of polystyrene offcuts.

 

[onyx(John)]

Rich in idiots.

 

[dick]

STANDING to attention, how do you bring him out of it!!