Summer Wine A-Z Game

[me2]

Talking of dry, when are we going for a pint? It's thirsty work, being slung OFF the back of lorries.

 

[dick]

The POST lady carried him off to Blackpool

 

[dick]

Must have been you I was next to in the Post Office QUEUE :me:

 

[dick]

You're gonna drop me RIGHT in it Howard!

 

[captain clutterbuck]

Remind me to get mother a Scarf

 

[dick]

TELL me you're not starting TUNNELLING Howard??

 

[onyx(John)]

Uttertwaite Postal University.

 

[dick]

The V A T inspector

 

[dick]

Be careful or WE could all end up WEARING bicycle!

 

[me2]

Everybody else has a mobile phone., I have a talking letter boX.

 

[dick]

Wesleah, Wesleah! could I have a word please?? ............ Get YOURSELF in here!!

 

[me2]

When did you last see the Nobel PriZe go to anybody wearing willies?

 

[me2]

I'm so sorry we got interrupted and didn't get lunch.
Not to worry, Howard. I've got two APPLES!

 

[me2]

Have they added a BASEMENT BAR now?

 

[Beth]

His feet were CLEAN!

 

[dick]

Mother, are you fit to DRIVE?? You need new glasses!!

 

[dick]

EDUCATIONAL purposes

 

[dick]

She FRIGHTENS me

 

[captain clutterbuck]

Goatee Helliwell and Marina who'd have thought it!

 

[dick]

When did you find that out Norm?? On my HONEYMOON!