Summer Wine A-Z Game

[captain clutterbuck]

Lenny is from the Pickle Factory, Howard is always in a Pickle , Pearl[onion] is a lickle pickle , Foggy was a fickle pickle and Nora well she is just pure vinegar!

 

[dick]

She's a MAVIS, she's lost a Lionel!

 

[gill]

I didn't know NORMAN Clegg was one for the women.

 

[gill]

The world was his OYSTER until he found a pearl in it.

 

[dick]

Clearing your PIPES

 

[me2]

You come here asking QUESTIONS about Cyril Cooper? How dare you mention that name to me!

 

[dick]

Have you thought of bringing your prices in line with REASONABLENESS??

 

[gill]

It must be lonely living in a SHED with just a few old jokes.

 

[Pearl]

Tin Tray.

 

[dick]

You'll be the first one to USE the trolley Smiler.

 

[dick]

Found out one thing, VICARS have more fun than you realize!!

 

[gill]

There's something magical about WATER, not to you of course.

 

[dick]

My Wally got quite eXcited! He found he could see where he parked his motorbike!:

 

[gill]

I just hope my Y front's don't catch fire that's all.

 

[onyx(John)]

Captain Zero.

 

[dick]

Edie AND the AUTOMOBILE :me:

 

[onyx(John)]

He left me years ago for some young, flash Bin Bag from Barnsley Street.

 

[dick]

I once had to arrest a female CONTORTIONIST so I suppose I could handle the lotus position!!

 

[dick]

A Land rover with no DRIVER

 

[gill]

I think i`ll EMIGRATE, can you still get to Australia for ten quid?