Summer Wine A-Z Game

[Pearl]

You twit!

 

[dick]

You're avin a ZONK!! :yawn:

 

[Pearl]

And the nature of your former occupation? Trained Killer!!

 

[Pearl]

Bullocks!

 

[Pearl]

Carpentry out of wedlock.

 

[dick]

I was just DIALLING the speaking clock!!

 

[dick]

EVERY morning the same!! I cant sleep for the sound of you throwin' Smiler out!!:me:

 

[dick]

I shall never FORGET the sight of you FIDDLING about down your trousers !!

 

[captain clutterbuck]

Smiler , Holmfirth's most Garrulous man sadly seems to be unable to find a lady friend.

 

[dick]

She had INFLATED IDEAS about her pastry!!

 

[captain clutterbuck]

Summer Wine A-Z Game

Dick's entry was completed in the library he was thinking out loud and Miss Davenport in no uncertain terms told him to SHHHHHHHHHHHH hence in this round of the game the H is silent

 

[dick]

Dick's entry was completed in the library he was thinking out loud and Miss Davenport in no uncertain terms told him to SHHHHHHHHHHHH hence in this round of the game the H is silent

HAR DE HAR HAR (WHOOPS!!:me:) ( Dont tell Pearl )









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[dick]

JUST a minor hiccup!!

 

[gill]

How do you fancy getting dressed up as a KISSOGRAM girl?

 

[gill]

Tha's the LONG twit who LEFT me down there for ages.

 

[gill]

The Humber Imperial MOTOR car!

 

[dick]

NEXT door to NORA BATTY!!

 

[gill]

OAF OUTDOOR Activities Fellowship

 

[RickAns]

Ahhhh, the simple PLEASURES of the POOR.

Response from police sarge in answer to Compo's complaint of being dropped on his skull by Clegg and Blaimire.

Cheers,
Rick

 

[gill]

QUICK behind the bush.