Summer Wine A-Z Game

[dick]

What with them and Truly's fancy BOXER shorts, washday must have BEEN a hoot!

 

[captain clutterbuck]

Makes a Change from Nora's Bloomers and Corsets [but wouldn't set Compo's pulse racing like Nora's lingerie]

 

[gill]

Nora thought Compi's long john's looked like a foggy DAY in Barnsley.

 

[gill]

The ENGINE'S fine Mr Pegden

 

[captain clutterbuck]

Norman Clegg and Marina are having a Fumble in the Wardrobe , Howard's desperate to hang his jacket up!

 

[happyjack]

I am GOING back to GOLF

 

[happyjack]

Oh that HOLE I thought you meant a new one

 

[happyjack]

IS that your father IN a funny hat

 

[gill]

And he's not JOKING

 

[gill]

It's something she's KNITTED for him

 

[gill]

LISTEN Else

 

[dick]

Just admiring Cleggy's new MOTORBIKE MY love! :sneaky:

 

[captain clutterbuck]

I'm Not sleeping on the Beach the sand gets everywhere! Je Ne veux pas du sable dans mes sous-vêtements [I don't want sand in my Y fronts]

 

[dick]

If you're looking for a vacancy as a guard dog we haven't got ONE!

 

[gill]

I could murder a PINT

 

[dick]

This modern electric's a lot QUICKER than it used to be!!

 

[captain clutterbuck]

No bias at Auntie's the prices are Daylight and Night Time Robbery

 

[gill]

It was a macho little SAILOR SUIT

 

[dick]

bicycle TREKKING!:geek:

 

[dick]

UPPSI-DAISY!