Summer Wine A-Z Game

[Marianna]

Silent Killer

 

[Marianna]

The Lovemobile

 

[Marianna]

The Lovemobile

 

[captain clutterbuck]

My names Nora and I'm looking for a match in the Lovemobile , my interests are baking , coffee mornings and cleaning . I'm looking for a man who I can thoroughly train to meet my exacting standards , must not be scruffily dressed or with a penchant for water and adventure, no time wasters or idle beggars need apply.

 

[dick]

Clem OVERBERRY!

 

[Marianna]

Petal

 

[captain clutterbuck]

Cashier Number 6 !! See Gill if you wait in the Queue you get your chance

 

[Beth]

He must have had some self RESPECT if he grew lupins.

 

[me2]

What were wrong with him? Closing his LEGS too rapidly.

 

[Beth]

It's going to be hard to keep up one's STANDARDS.

 

[me2]

What were wrong with him? Closing his LEGS too rapidly.

 

[me2]

Sorry, my internet is acting up. It's so slow I never know when it's working.

 

[Beth]

I think "T" is next I hope.

THERE is Viking blood in THESE veins.

 

[happyjack]

What are you doing UNDER the table Howard

 

[happyjack]

Wait a minute is your VEST on fire or summat

 

[happyjack]

I`ll have a large WHISKEY, no you won`t you will have a small beer

 

[dick]

Two things I've fiXed today! Developing hands like a surgeon!

 

[gill]

YOUR a muffin Howard. ( ['ve got the right place this time. I must have been dreaming!)

 

[gill]

Dick you had me in a daZe thinking of your polka dot pjs

 

[dick]

AAAAH but they weren't mine they were ALVIN'S