Summer Wine A-Z Game

[gill]

But it's your OWN OVEN

 

[captain clutterbuck]

Ace Hobdyke Spy and Pint Purveyor . Spy ??? Couldn't knock the skin off a Rice Pudding but can give you the milk to make it!

 

[gill]

This isn't bleak this is picturesQue

 

[gill]

ROSE'S ROUND the door Cleggy

 

[happyjack]

Lets go for a STROLL in the hills.

 

[happyjack]

I haven`t the TIME I have a cruelty case here.

 

[gill]

U.p.U

 

[happyjack]

Didn`t you used to be VERNIE Sedgewick.

 

[happyjack]

WHY is Norman Clegg standing over there.

 

[captain clutterbuck]

Holmfirth Gazette Classified "Hoping to perform their hit Xanadu at the Church fete Dozy[Smiler] and Tich [Howard] seek Dave Dee, Beaky and Mick "

 

[happyjack]

Here YE I challenge YOU to a duel.

 

[captain clutterbuck]

Come to Holmfirth Zoo ! See the Pride of Lions synchronised tea drinking , see the little monkey sneak off on his bike to meet the Panther only to find the frightened Gazelle in her clutches with two Hyenas looking on and laughing at his fate .

 

[gill]

Did ANYONE see where my ARROW went?

 

[gill]

You try making a noise when they're playing BINGO

 

[gill]

Weren't a bad bit of CARPET were it

 

[gill]

She gave me DOUBLE DISCOUNT

 

[gill]

What are you ENTERING

 

[gill]

We've got Gough back in time FOR the rest of the FESTIVITIE'S

 

[gill]

She'll GO all GIRLISHH.

 

[onyx(John)]

Horrible meat pies.