Summer Wine A-Z Game

[dick]

Almost a QUORUM!

 

[dick]

Teaching this young lady the RUDIMENTS of jogging by night!:unsure:

 

[dick]

If you must know there's a limit to how long you can STAND watching SOMEONE getting STRANGLED by a handcart! :unsure:

 

[gill]

A girl has TO THINK about her feet you know

 

[dick]

An UNUSUAL configuration!

 

[dick]

We have to VISIT him he's my godfather!

 

[gill]

WHICH WAY'S France

 

[gill]

He's got my miXer

 

[gill]

YESTERDAY was for favoure's

 

[gill]

Maybe he's building her a Birthday preZZie

 

[captain clutterbuck]

Auntie has lost a tanner , a sixpence , a Tilbury !! Unless its found she'll be docking Tom more than a Tilbury from his wages , thankfully he's not the full shilling

 

[dick]

BARRY .... why cant I make a complete exit ..........Why does it always go wrong??:thumbsdown:

 

[dick]

He goes through life like he has a COMPLIMENTARY ticket??:

 

[captain clutterbuck]

Juliette Kaplan
said follow the Van
and Don't Dilly Dally on the way
Off went the van with her Howard in it
she chased behind with frying pan and skillet
but she dillied and dallied
dallied and dillied
lost her way that made her cross and foam
well she cant trust Howard
like a husband proper
he just runs away from home

 

[Beth]

He looked like a pencil with a rubber on the END

 

[Beth]

You don't still smoke FILTHY cigarettes?!

 

[captain clutterbuck]

Smiler and Tom meet the show girls , one glance is enough for them to gallop off into the sunset

 

[gill]

But what HHAPPENED to HIS HORSE

 

[dick]

We think IT'S INSANITY! :cautious:

 

[gill]

I like the way the car`s JUST sit there