Summer Wine A-Z Game

[dick]

I'm KNEELING in the boot now Barry

 

[dick]

Fancy LOCKING his wife in the boot ! I LIKE his style though!!

 

[dick]

In MY day it would have been MRS Simmonite!

 

[dick]

Audrey NEEDHAM!

 

[dick]

I'm an ORPHAN !

 

[happyjack]

PACKING? it`s more like unPACKING.

 

[happyjack]

Will you keep your voice down. Not QUITE, but something very similar.

 

[happyjack]

They were REDUCED.

 

[dick]

They were in the SALE !!

 

[dick]

Its stuck ! ............... TERRIFIC !

 

[happyjack]

I always think, tidy but UNATTRACTIVE is the soundest base for an UNBLEMISHED reputation.

 

[happyjack]

You apply a thin solution of VINEGAR and Garlic.

 

[dick]

I'm not going to WALES !

 

[dick]

She's terrible ! ................Ah but seXy with it!

 

[happyjack]

Me AUNTY Meg had a tortoise.

 

[happyjack]

I`m too BUSY giggling. You look hilarious in a chilly BATHROOM.

 

[dick]

Lets go CALL for CLEGGY!

 

[dick]

As soon as anyone mentions DIGGING , my back go's!!

 

[barmpot]

Ernie Mordew's Funeral Tea

two in one!

 

[happyjack]

Keep your FISHY FINGERS away from my body.