Summer Wine A-Z Game

[happyjack]

That`s right GO on GET nasty.

 

[happyjack]

Ahh HUMAN beings. We don`t get many HUMAN beings. Normally it`s just HER lot.

 

[happyjack]

I like IT, I like IT.

 

[dick]

I tend to go for the JUGULAR

 

[dick]

I'll KILL 'im!

 

[dick]

When did LARD become a naughty word?

 

[happyjack]

They say at school, `what you want to be?` I say, `MULTI-MILLIONAIRE`!

 

[happyjack]

Keeps it in a little barrel round his NECK, does he?

 

[dick]

There seems to be a carrot ON the phone!

 

[dick]

The POSTLADY kidnapped him !

 

[dick]

QUAINT ! I'll give you QUAINT !!

 

[happyjack]

It`s not easy Pearls got RADAR.

 

[happyjack]

SMILE? Because i`m to busy giggling.

 

[happyjack]

THE former Mrs TRUELOVE was made of sterner stuff.

 

[happyjack]

Suddenly, life is like first class mail. There doesn`t seem to be any URGENCY anymore.

 

[dick]

Have at thee VARLET !.................Don't you call me VIOLET !!

 

[dick]

I'm lookin for the WILDEST spot in these parts! I need to forget !! (Cindy Fritters )

 

[dick]

Only diesel saXaphone in captivity!

 

[dick]

I didn't know BarrY could plaY .

 

[dick]

Put some ZING into it that man!