Andrew D Dedicated Member Apr 20, 2017 #15,629 Know why we haven't got a lawn? Because I'd be tempted to bury you UNDER it!!
Andrew D Dedicated Member Apr 20, 2017 #15,631 If I was naked I'd look like a plum pudding in WELLIES!!!
Beth Dedicated Member Apr 21, 2017 #15,632 The last thing you eXpect in my time of life to become an oven cleaner.
dick LOTSW Fanatic Apr 21, 2017 #15,636 Any self respecting BRASS monkey would have gone home BY now !