Summer Wine A-Z Game

[dick]

Thhhpppphhhht!!! (Compo blowing a raspberry whilst making a V sign)

(close enough to qualify?)

Near enough

 

[dick]

WHATS this the daily WANGLE

 

[dick]

I got the miXture wrong

 

[dick]

A little YELLOW mini-car !

 

[dick]

Lift your legs up, put some ZING into it !??

 

[Andrew D]

High-Impact Power ADHESIVE

 

[Andrew D]

I’m standing there with the former Mrs. Truelove at the end of the pier, and the one I throw into the water is the BOTTLE!

 

[Andrew D]

‘COACH and CADDY’?! Looks more like Laurel and Hardy!

 

[Andrew D]

I’ll not be known as “’Er with the DINOSAUR!!”

 

[Andrew D]

Alvin: I want you to watch my ENTRANCE.
Nora: I’d sooner watch your EXIT.

 

[Andrew D]

Nora: I’ve been FAIRLY good at being FIRM.
Ivy: I’d say you’ve been damned good at being FIRM!

 

[dick]

GOOD GRIEF ! I'm surrounded by civilian sweeties!

 

[Andrew D]

HOW did you keep a straight face on your HONEYMOON???

 

[dick]

What would someone with my mechanical INEPTITUDE be doing with a video recorder ??

 

[dick]

The JOY of sheer stupidity

 

[dick]

We were thrown out of the KIDDIES playground

 

[dick]

He LOVED playing on the trampoline!

 

[onyx(John)]

Buttercup Milking.

 

[Andrew D]

NORMAN!!! (Marina flirting)

 

[steve]

Leave it OUTSIDE