Summer Wine A-Z Game

[dick]

You got us miserable , tell us a JOKE or something

 

[happyjack]

How long have got to KEEP this up.

 

[happyjack]

Of course he could be LYING.

 

[happyjack]

If you want to know what your future is just ask ME.

 

[happyjack]

NOBODY ever comes up here.

 

[happyjack]

You are the chosen ONE.

 

[happyjack]

It looks like Barry has got a PLAYMATE already

 

[dick]

If they ask me again Mr Pegden can I QUOTE you??

 

[dick]

Oh Howard, our own ROOF top ??

 

[happyjack]

If you want to walk I SAY lets walk.

 

[dick]

THE former Mrs TRUELOVE !

 

[dick]

Oh him!! UNDERINTELLIGENCE!!

 

[Andrew D]

Glenda: Mother! You’re driving on the VERGE!
Edie: On the VERGE of what?

 

[Andrew D]

I WERE a WIZARD at Thumpy-Dub!

 

[Andrew D]

Short pause while he goes through his list of handy eXcuses….

 

[Andrew D]

Bet she were lively when she were YOUNGER….

 

[dick]

Yer 'avin a ZONK!!

 

[Andrew D]

He's ALWAYS talking legs!!!

 

[Andrew D]

Don’t BOTHER me with details!

 

[happyjack]

Ah the mobile finger. COME down here lad.