Summer Wine A-Z Game

[daveb]

Barry to Glenda: “You know I hate giving your mother a lift. She UNNERVES me.”

 

[daveb]

Clegg in a wig: “If anybody asks, I am a VISITOR from outer space.”

 

[daveb]

Ivy to Sid: “Oh very WITTY. Three pints of ale and you think you’re Jack Benny.”

 

[dick]

Aunty Ivy says have you finished with her miXer ?

 

[daveb]

Truly to Clegg: “YOU go back inside. YOUR supposed to be interested in Marina.”

 

[dick]

 

[dick]

AFTERTHOUGHTS of A co-op manager ¬!

 

[dick]

Happy BIRTHDAY Robin Hood !

 

[dick]

There are COUNTLESS ladies who are looking for someone with his own lawnmower!

 

[dick]

Thumpy- DUB!

 

[daveb]

Exercising Father’s Bicycle

 

[daveb]

Blamire about Compo (tangled in his bike): “We’ll I’ll hold the bike. I’m not handling his FEET.”

 

[daveb]

(two in one) Blamire to Compo: “Had you been able to defy the forces of GRAVITY as long as you defied the forces of HYGIENE...”

 

[happyjack]

Explain to me INFINITY.

 

[happyjack]

Your to tall for a JOCKEY.

 

[happyjack]

KISS me Barry

 

[happyjack]

It used to be known as LOVERS LANE Mother.

 

[happyjack]

Tell her it`s a case of MISTAKEN of Identity

 

[daveb]

Compo to Seymour: “You stupid great NINNY.”

 

[daveb]

Wally to Clegg, Compo, & Seymour: “Poor old Bill Henry, well they say America is the land of OPPORTUNITY. He never would have fallen out of an airplane ‘round here.”