daveb Dedicated Member Feb 8, 2018 #17,961 Barry to Glenda: “You know I hate giving your mother a lift. She UNNERVES me.”
daveb Dedicated Member Feb 8, 2018 #17,962 Clegg in a wig: “If anybody asks, I am a VISITOR from outer space.”
daveb Dedicated Member Feb 8, 2018 #17,963 Ivy to Sid: “Oh very WITTY. Three pints of ale and you think you’re Jack Benny.”
daveb Dedicated Member Feb 8, 2018 #17,965 Truly to Clegg: “YOU go back inside. YOUR supposed to be interested in Marina.”
dick LOTSW Fanatic Feb 8, 2018 #17,969 There are COUNTLESS ladies who are looking for someone with his own lawnmower!
daveb Dedicated Member Feb 9, 2018 #17,972 Blamire about Compo (tangled in his bike): “We’ll I’ll hold the bike. I’m not handling his FEET.”
daveb Dedicated Member Feb 9, 2018 #17,973 (two in one) Blamire to Compo: “Had you been able to defy the forces of GRAVITY as long as you defied the forces of HYGIENE...”
(two in one) Blamire to Compo: “Had you been able to defy the forces of GRAVITY as long as you defied the forces of HYGIENE...”
daveb Dedicated Member Feb 9, 2018 #17,980 Wally to Clegg, Compo, & Seymour: “Poor old Bill Henry, well they say America is the land of OPPORTUNITY. He never would have fallen out of an airplane ‘round here.”
Wally to Clegg, Compo, & Seymour: “Poor old Bill Henry, well they say America is the land of OPPORTUNITY. He never would have fallen out of an airplane ‘round here.”
