A Adrian Morris Dedicated Member Jan 2, 2019 #19,741 I'll never wear that colour again, if it's going to attract things LIKE that.
A Adrian Morris Dedicated Member Jan 3, 2019 #19,745 Wesley PEGDEN, what are you doing in bed at this hour?.
A Adrian Morris Dedicated Member Jan 3, 2019 #19,746 Couldn't you at least wipe things down with a ferret OCCASIONALLY?.
L Louise Lawrence Dedicated Member Jan 3, 2019 #19,754 EXactly. Anybody would think we had never seen a bloke in a dressing gown up to his waist in water strangling a swan before.
EXactly. Anybody would think we had never seen a bloke in a dressing gown up to his waist in water strangling a swan before.
A Adrian Morris Dedicated Member Jan 5, 2019 #19,756 Being in a permanent state of doZiness is next to godliness.
L Louise Lawrence Dedicated Member Jan 5, 2019 #19,757 You fire ARROW at sky. Where it falls can tell good luck or bad.
dick LOTSW Fanatic Jan 5, 2019 #19,758 The names Glenda , BARRY! You wont eat your éclair and now you're calling me BRENDA!
dick LOTSW Fanatic Jan 5, 2019 #19,759 We don't know that Glenda! He puts his bins out, keeps a CLEAN CAR and what's more he's a golfer !
L Louise Lawrence Dedicated Member Jan 5, 2019 #19,760 How DARE you come round here bothering a poor old WIDOW WOMAN who lives alone!