Summer Wine A-Z Game

[dick]

Mr Utterthwaite is testing the EJECTOR seat !

 

[Adrian Morris]

So FULL of natural goodness you'd think he was a brown loaf.

 

[happyjack]

It`s your round GET e`m in

 

[happyjack]

HAVE you seen a dog come this way? What colour?

 

[happyjack]

IT IS, IT`S Walley Batty

 

[Louise Lawrence]

Right, take your JACKETS off. We shall all feel better for a free flow of air round the old shirt.

 

[Electrical Entwistle]

Burt Kwouk

 

[Adrian Morris]

I was just asking this young LADY exactly that same question.

 

[Louise Lawrence]

I can't even tell anybody. How can I tell anybody I've been MUGGED by a six year old?

 

[Electrical Entwistle]

Nellie

 

[happyjack]

OVER to you Norm.

 

[Adrian Morris]

Oh...he...he lacks any high altitude macho PIZZAZZ and whammy.

 

[dick]

Nearly QUARTER past!

 

[Louise Lawrence]

READY when you are Norm

 

[Adrian Morris]

If we're talking the wayward husband STAKES, there goes the favourite.

 

[Electrical Entwistle]

That's a funny way to spell Howard.

 

[dick]

Oh him ………...UNDERINTELLIGENT !

 

[Louise Lawrence]

We'll cancel with the VICAR. We'll tell him you've been called away.

 

[Adrian Morris]

WESLEY! WESLEY!. (In a posh accent).

 

[dick]

I should need a firmer promise than that Wal' before I went to any expense!!