Summer Wine A-Z Game

[dick]

Just a minute I've forGotten something! ..............He hadn't GOT anythinG with him? ??

 

[captain clutterbuck]

Hobbo's Hen clucked Howard's Hen pecked

 

[dick]

What happens IF you miss the net? I find IT helps IF you start screaming! o:

 

[captain clutterbuck]

Auntie is promoting her Costume Department with Smiler dressed as a Jovial Jester talk about mis-casting

 

[dick]

KEEP your KNEES up Howard!!:geek:

 

[captain clutterbuck]

Oh Dear what can the matter be
Clegg is Locked in the shop with Auntie
He was there from Monday to Saturday
Foggy didn't know he was there.

He finally got out
When Pearl heard him shout
stuffed dog under arm
and Large potted palm

A Light with dull glow
and old china Po
on top of his head
for under his bed

A Large stuffed Gorilla
with a horse hair pilla
the porcelain pear
makes him glad he was there [not]

 

[gill]

It's been a good MANGLE it was ME MOTHER'S

 

[gill]

Don't shake off all the NEEDLE'S

 

[gill]

You should of brought your ORGAN

 

[Beth]

The POOR, dozy PILLOCK!

 

[dick]

We'll stop at the next pub. Billy needs to QUENCH his thirst!

 

[captain clutterbuck]

Is it the Roar of the Greasepaint , the smell of the crowd ,no its the smell of the Grease and the Phwoar from the Crowd, as Wesley and his overalls lollop along in his latest pollution promoting invention .

 

[dick]

Ahhh but SO SEXY with it!! :biggrin:

 

[dick]

How would you like TO be my executive in charge of TESTING?:smile::thumbsdown:

 

[gill]

She could be UPSTAIR'S

 

[gill]

She's VERY young

 

[gill]

A girl WANT'S more

 

[gill]

But he was half MeXican

 

[Beth]

Gordon, YOUR nose is red!

 

[Beth]

ZAZOOM!