What is happening to vowels?

[Pearl]

I was at a coffee morning with a few old friends, and brought this subject up. We all agreed with you Susan. But we also agreed that it is probably too late to change things round. I don't tweet or twitter (well I may Twitter a bit, ask my husband!) I do sometimes read the comments you get about news items, but I hate the way people speak to each other.

We had cake at the coffee morning by-the-way, but no eclairs!!!

Did you drink in synchronisation?

Yes we'll need a picture of that

 

[Rhi]

Did anyone do a Pearl and pinch the big cake?

 

[Sue]

Just boring old tea-bread. Lots of chat though.