Your favourite quotes from Last Of The Summer Wine. I'll begin

Loads of lines in Last Of The Summer Wine are simply gold and they're all equally brilliant but one that really sticks with me is "they'll think the scarecrows are coming up after them". Now that right there on its own is why LOTSW is genuinely unique and funny.
Barry is trying to adjust/repair a pipe under the kitchen sink and scrapes his knuckle in the process.
Glenda:- "you gave your knuckle for me Barry"
Whilst Wesley is trying to install Seymour's waste disposer under Edie's kitchen sink, Seymour is being annoying. Wesley: Bog off Seymour, you're in my light! Edie: (in her posh voice) That'll do Wesley.......when we have guests in the house.