Your favourite quotes from Last Of The Summer Wine. I'll begin

[Roger]

Smiler... I think one of my bulbs has gone.
Auntie... That's always been my impression.

 

[mikey1965uk]

"Fast Gladys?"

"Turbo Chops?"

"Sugar Lips?"

 

[mikey1965uk]

"If you don't care for what's in the parcel, you've no business to be untying the string" - Edie Pegden.

 

[Seymour Upperthong]

Blamire to Clegg and Compo: "They must need a customer like him like they need watercress and a jock strap" from 'Some Enchanted Evening'.

 

[Roger]

Pearl to Howard... The nearest you've been to one night of madness was when you spilled that cocoa down your pyjamas.

 

[mikey1965uk]

Pearl to Howard... The nearest you've been to one night of madness was when you spilled that cocoa down your pyjamas.

I nearly choked on my coffee

 

[mikey1965uk]

Pearl - "Eli? What sort of witness would he make?"

 

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Regarding Compo's trousers. Compo: I'll admit, they're going a bit here and there. Blamire: If I look through here I can see everything that's there!

 

[Roger]

Glenda... Oh, Mr Truelove, you have experience of strange things.
Truly... At one time, yes, but I divorced it.

 

[mikey1965uk]

"That's more flannel, than Nora Battys nightie" - Foggy

 

[Seymour Upperthong]

"Poor Gladwin Allsop, all those years of night school and still he ends up with a wife with a beard" Norman Clegg 'The Really Masculine Purse'

 

[Roger]

Compo... Norm, why do they call it the poopdeck?
Clegg... I expect it's where they exercised the dog.

 

[mikey1965uk]

"You're only married to me. Look how much I'm married to!" - Wally talking face to face with Nora

 

[mikey1965uk]

"The poor can be very useful but they're always in some damned disaster".

 

[Roger]

Pearl... Hands up anyone who's heard that my husband's got a wooden leg.
Nora... The wife's always the last to know.

 

[mikey1965uk]

Pearl... Hands up anyone who's heard that my husband's got a wooden leg.
Nora... The wife's always the last to know.

Classic hahaha

 

[mikey1965uk]

"Have you heard? Howard's got a van".

 

[mikey1965uk]

"They say she was badly out of tune, the following Sunday"

 

[mikey1965uk]

Mrs Birkenshaw:- "You weren't there. I've never been so startled in all me life"
(Talking Of Compo)
Edie:- "Well don't give up hope love, your life's not over yet!".

 

[mikey1965uk]

"I'm talking about him. Being without him. Walking out here with...without him" Cleggy (After Compo Died)