jokes bad or otherwise.

As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at a Parking Meter Officers funeral, a voice from inside said "let me out let me out I`m not dead, let me out" The Vicar smiled and leans forward and mutters "Too late mate the paperworks already done"
 
Seen in the paper...............................No one will win the battle of the sexes! There is too much fraternising with the enemy !;)
........ HENRY KISSINGER !........
 
An elderly, but hardy cattleman from Texas once told a young female neighbor that if she wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder on her oatmeal each morning. She did this religiously and lived to the ripe old age of 103. She left behind 14 children, 30 grandchildren, 21 great-grandchildren, five great-great-grandchildren and a 40 foot hole where the crematorium used to be
 
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