I was on the M6 years ago when a HGV carrying Vicks Vapour rub overturned, spewing the whole contents across both carriageways. There was no congestion for 8 hours......
jokes bad or otherwise.
- Thread starter George
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I accidentally gave my wife a glue stick instead of her lipstick.
She still isn't talking to me.
She still isn't talking to me.
imitation700mb
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Have you ever seen a picture of a raffle?
They draw them every time.
They draw them every time.
Do you know what really gets my goat?
A shepherd!
A shepherd!
captain clutterbuck
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Paddy says to Murphy " Here you know if I came to your house and made passionate love to your wife and she got pregnant and had a baby would it be right that makes us Cousins? "
Murphy replies " No Paddy to be sure that's not right , but I guess that would make us Even!"
Murphy replies " No Paddy to be sure that's not right , but I guess that would make us Even!"