George
Super Moderator
A man goes to his doctor and says, "I think my wife's going deaf"
The doctor says"When your wife is in the kitchen stand 15ft behind
and speak to her, if she doesn't answer keep moving closer til she
hears you."
He goes home and sees his wife making dinner. He stands 15ft behind
her and says, "What's for dinner ?
He gets no reply, so he moves closer and closer asks again. Still
no reply.
Finally he's right behind her and says, "What's for dinner?" She replies,
"For the 4th time, I SAID CHICKEN!"
The doctor says"When your wife is in the kitchen stand 15ft behind
and speak to her, if she doesn't answer keep moving closer til she
hears you."
He goes home and sees his wife making dinner. He stands 15ft behind
her and says, "What's for dinner ?
He gets no reply, so he moves closer and closer asks again. Still
no reply.
Finally he's right behind her and says, "What's for dinner?" She replies,
"For the 4th time, I SAID CHICKEN!"