2 statues, 1 male,1 female had been in a park for 100 years when an
angel comes down and brings them to life.
The angel says "For being so patient you have been given 30 minutes
to do what you want."
They run into the bushes.After 15 minutes, they return, out of breath and
laughing.
The angel says, "You still have 15 minutes left, do you want to do
it again?"
The male replies, "Oh, yes,but this time I'll hold the pigeon down
and you can poop on its head"