Wee Jimmy had read a book called BE THE MASTER IN YOUR OWN HOUSE!. He decided he would take action, he marched into his wife Mary and said "I am master in this house and from now on my word is law. Right??" He said "Tonight you will cook me a gourmet meal of my choice, then we'll go up stairs and have sex for as long as I want! Afterwards you will run me a hot bath and wash my back and help me relax. Later you will help me into my nice fleecy Rangers pyjamas and we'll go to sleep.Guess who is going to wash me and comb my hair in the morning?" Mary looked at him, sighed and said "My first guess would be the funeral director!!"![]()