With Apologies to Liverpool
Toxteth folks were stunned. A community leader said: "We is well shocked."
"We never knew we had a library."
Merseyside Police
Merseyside Police have announced the discovery of an arms cache of 200 semi- automatic rifles, with 250,000 rounds of ammunition, 10 anti-tank missiles, 4 grenade launchers... 2 tons of heroin, £25 million in forged notes and a ring of 25 prostitutes all on a housing estate behind Toxteth Public Library.Toxteth folks were stunned. A community leader said: "We is well shocked."
"We never knew we had a library."


