jokes bad or otherwise.

[dick]

What do's coincidence mean??
Thats funny I was just about to ask you the same question !

 

[dick]

Why did the man throw his watch from the bridge ??
He wanted to make time fly !!

 

[dick]

What do you call a fish wearing a bow-tie ??
So fishticated !

 

[dick]

I used to be addicted to soap and water.................................but I'm clean now !!

 

[dick]

I visited the Hall of Mirrors on the pier.
It was a time for reflection!

 

[dick]

I ordered a chicken and an egg from AMAZON..........................................................................
I'll let you know !!

 

[dick]

Why is Peter Pan always flying ?
Because he Neverlands .

 

[dick]

I used to play piano by ear . Then found it was better to use my fingers !

 

[dick]

Heard on TV tonight !....................
What kind of socks do gardeners wear ??.........................Garden hose of course !

 

[dick]

OLD ONE...............
What has more letters than the Alphabet ??
the POST OFFICE !!

 

[dick]

What do's a bee use to tidy his hair .......................A honeycomb !

 

[dick]

Could you call a belt made from wristwatches a Waist of Time ??

 

[dick]

Why wouldn't the skeleton cross the road??> He didn't have the guts to do it !

 

[dick]

TWIST ON AN OLD ONE!
Whats black and white and red allover??
An embarrassed zebra !

 

[dick]

why dont eggs tell jokes ??.............................They'd just crack up !!

 

[dick]

I burned 200 calories before leaving for work this morning
My crumpet got stuck in the toaster !

 

[dick]

Why are fish intelligent ??
They are always in schools !

 

[dick]

OLD ONE......
What do you do if you spot a space man ??
You park in it man !!

 

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A man goes into a pet shop and aska the assistent for a wasp. The assistant looks at him with a confused expression. "We don't sell wasps sir", he says.
The man turns round and says, "Well, you've got one in the window!"

 

[dick]

How do you stop your teeth from freezing ??
Grit them !